Captain America vs. Master Chief

Master Chief vs. Captain America

This really happened. Right here in this video, anyway. Machinima made this video of everyone’s least-favorite Avenger, Captain America, fighting HALO’s Master Chief.

How a dude who runs around with pretty much nothing but a stupid shield would have a chance against a guy in full armor with a rapid-fire machine gun is beyond us, but…

Fans voted on how this would go down! And if we know anything about fanboys, it’s that they’re generally idiots.

The video was directed by Aaron Schoenke. It’s pretty slick, except the ending will probably leave you with a giant WTF?