We’ve never been much for Valentine’s Day. It’s a contrived holiday that forces you into obligations and overcrowded restaurants if you’re with someone and probably forces you to get drunk if you’re not.
With that being said, there’s nothing we can do about it, except maybe come up with some alternate super holiday that dwarfs Valentine’s Day in both trivialness, hype and scope. We’ll work on that and get back to you.
In the meantime, here are best/funniest Valentine’s Day cards from someecards.com. Hit the link for more and send one to someone you love/like/stalk/are sleeping with today.