Our Glorious Leader here at About:Blank has some sort of fixation with bacon. He threatens us to find him bacon-related tales and news on a daily basis, and we don’t get anything for our efforts.
However, today will be the day I get a payrise. Today, I present to Our Supreme Jase, Bacon Cups:
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However, at a risk that He is not impressed, I provide another bacon-themed thingie. Of yes, today is MY day…
Behold, the Bacon Placemat.
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And lastly – but by no means least – the slavedriver site owner will be able to wrap my bonus gifts in Bacon Tape!
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Oh yes, today is indeed The Day of the Dan.
(Dan @ 0ddness)