This is an Awful Headline

Baffert pulls out of juvenile

I would like to know what editor let this slide through into print. One who obviously doesn’t have a gutter mind like the rest of us.

Hey, it’s Breeder’s Cup week here in Los Angeles. If you’re unfamiliar, The Breeder’s Cup is more or less the Super Bowl of horse racing. Bob Baffert is a pretty well-known trainer. A trainer who reluctantly pulled out of Juvenile.

The Juvenile is actually a $2 million race for two-year-old horses. You see, Baffert had to pull one of his horses out of that race. He didn’t actually pull out of a juvenile.

Still, Mark Whicker looks awfully dumb.

(these guys)