Street artist Banksy posted this to Twitter yesterday. Apparently, Calvin is now living the same dreary existence as the rest of us.
Author: Monty McMahon
Star Wars Minus John Williams
Here’s a hilarious experiment. Let’s remove John Williams’ music from a Star Wars scene. This particular scene is the throne room scene where Princess Leia gives Luke and Han those stupid medals. You just saved the galaxy. Here are some medals. Good job. So anyway, the scene is totally awkward without the music. No one… Continue reading Star Wars Minus John Williams
You Better Stand at the Kanye West Show or Else…
Kanye West is talented. I’ll give him that. He’s also a dick and his stage show sucks. I know. I tried to watch part of it one year at Coachella. It took me all of one song to decide that, hey, this sucks. Let’s get on to another stage. That doesn’t stop people from going… Continue reading You Better Stand at the Kanye West Show or Else…
Panda Does Not Give a F*ck
Oh, you think you’re going to put me in this cage, eh? We’ll see about that! Have a great weekend! (here)
This Tool…
Everyone loves to dunk a basketball, but some of us just aren’t tall and/or athletic enough. But thank god they made adjustable hoops so we can lower the rim down and know what it feels like to throw down a thunderous tomahawk dunk. Like this tool… Throws down a monster on an 8-foot rim complete… Continue reading This Tool…
This is the Worst Chest Bump Execution Ever
Coaches should be stoic figures for this very reason right here. When they get all rah-rah and start acting like the people they’re coaching, who are usually much younger than they are, they usually end up looking like fools. So here’s a high school football coach who’s pretty stoked about his team pulling out their first… Continue reading This is the Worst Chest Bump Execution Ever
Burger King has a Black Burger
Check out this disgusting looking thing. It’s Burger King’s new black burger, which is going to be available for a limited time in Burger Kings in Japan later this month. It’s called the Kuro Burger, which literally means black burger. The buns are made from bamboo charcoal and the garlic sauce, which looks extra disgusting,… Continue reading Burger King has a Black Burger
Here’s the New Batmobile
Someone has spotted the new Batmobile from Zach Snyder’s Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice. And they were swell enough to take some photos of it and post them online. http://instagram.com/p/swGvKHviWr?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo http://instagram.com/p/swHQxrviXI?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo Apparently, it closely resembles the Batmobile from Arkham Knight. (these guys)
Bro Smashes Head on Pavement, Loves Helmets
Helmets are good. They allow really bad skateboarders to continue to be really bad skateboarders. Also good for people who don’t know how to ride snowboards and motorcycles. I mean, why would we want to let natural selection take over and thin the herd? Anyway, this guy loves helmets. Or so he says after taking… Continue reading Bro Smashes Head on Pavement, Loves Helmets
Someone Probably Got Fired Because of This
The New York Giants did indeed suck mad dick last night in losing to the Detroit Lions 35-14. But that’s what the Giants do. Suck. This supposedly appeared on ESPN’s website and if it did, we’re sure someone got canned for it today. Is it a Photoshop? Maybe. But if it is, it’s pretty good… Continue reading Someone Probably Got Fired Because of This