I don’t like Lord of the Rings. Yeah, that’s right. They look nice, but I find the movies boring. And no, I haven’t read the books and I don’t care to. This could be because I have a life, unlike this dude. He LOVES Lord of the Rings. Somehow, amazingly, he’s also managed to score himself… Continue reading Idiot Peppers Girlfriend with Lord of Rings Quotes
There’s a song and a video for AMC’s Breaking Bad spinoff Better Call Saul. It’s performed by Junior Brown, with lyrics by show creators Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould. It is out of this world awesome. Better Call Saul stars Bob Odenkirk and is set to premier in February of 2015. (these guys)
David Lynch is bringing his TV show, Twin Peaks, back. New episodes will begin airing on Showtime in 2016, which is 25 years after the original show ended. The original aired on ABC, which I still have a hard time believing. As a kid, it scared the shit out of me, but I loved all… Continue reading Twin Peaks is Coming Back!
The Jacksonville Jaguars are a really awful football team. They’re like the NFL’s junior varsity squad, but the league still lets them play with varsity teams every week. Here’s a bye week that you’ll actually earn a win for, the league says to opposing teams. Anyway, people don’t really want to go to Jaguars games… Continue reading Just a Woman in Jeans in a Pool at a Football Game
Yes, we’ve been gone for a few days and there’s definitely a story there, but the short of it is, don’t fly United unless you absolutely have to. While we were gone, this happened. This is from Saturday’s game between Nebraska and Michigan State. No one in front of the guy to block. He’s just… Continue reading Offensive Lineman Falling for No Reason
Dog is just chillin’, riding in the car, getting his groove on, minding his business. The he gets slapped and… DEATH STARE! Do not touch dog. Duly noted.
I love The Big Lebowski, which makes this pinball machine totally awesome. It has a bowling lane right in the center of it. It has the bowling alley in the upper right. Sadly, the actual alley was torn down years ago. And is that caucasian sitting on top of the machine or in it? I… Continue reading The Big Lebowski Pinball
There is so, so much goodness in this it’s indescribable. You’ll just have to watch it. The part with the duck made me burst out in uproarious laughter. What I can tell you is the song is Hideaway by Kiesza. I have no idea who that is. I had to Shazam it. I can also… Continue reading Probably the Greatest Music Video Ever
I don’t know why I find this so funny, but I laughed my ass off when I saw it. Do you have ebola? Probably not. Feel free to whip yourself up into an irrational frenzy anyway, though.
These cats were apparently available from the Wisconsin Humane Society. We checked ourselves and two of them are gone, but as of right now, you can still get your hands on Professor PuddinPop.