Local Meteorologists Draw Penises

Because that’s the weather pattern, you see? The weather pattern looks like a penis! Here, let me draw it for you! Jimmy Kimmel presented this awesome supercut of local meteorologists drawing dongs on their fancy maps, probably unwittingly. Although, why wouldn’t you want to slip in the occasional penis every once in a while if… Continue reading Local Meteorologists Draw Penises

Stop Dressing Up as Creepy Clowns, People

This clown, known as the Wasco Clown, had been mysteriously appearing in Kern County, California recently. Random photos of him being creepy as hell would appear on social media with no explanation. That turned out to be art project, which was predictable. Of course, once this creepy bastard got some notoriety, other clowns started popping… Continue reading Stop Dressing Up as Creepy Clowns, People

This Goalie is Pissed!

That there is Bratstvo Gračanica goalie Romeo Mitrović. He and his team play in the Bosnian second division, so not exactly world-class soccer, as the huge crowd can probably attest. World-class brawling, perhaps. Mitrović, or someone on his club, got a yellow card. He reacted by throwing a haymaker at the ref. And who knows, maybe this was about… Continue reading This Goalie is Pissed!

Worst Selfie Attempt Ever

This just goes on way too long. This chick just can’t get the right angle or whatever to make herself look good. Then she’s all bending over trying to take a low-angle shot, for what reason I’m not quite sure. The kicker is this. She’s obviously at this pool with someone. Why didn’t she just ask… Continue reading Worst Selfie Attempt Ever

Face-Painted Man Attempts Bench Press Record, Fails

I don’t really know what makes this so funny to me, but I can’t stop chuckling about it. This is Angelo Samarippa. He’s 20 and he’s a pretty good powerlifter from what I gather. Good for him. In this clip, he’s going to attempt to set the world record for the unassisted bench press. He’s trying… Continue reading Face-Painted Man Attempts Bench Press Record, Fails

Yup, Anything Can Be a Sexy Halloween Costume

I have really come to dislike Halloween, which is probably because I live in Los Angeles. First of all, it’s amateur hour. Much like New Years Eve, people who don’t drink all year long will come out to drink on Halloween. They will inevitably drink way too much and make asses of themselves, but that’s… Continue reading Yup, Anything Can Be a Sexy Halloween Costume