Reporter Drops Tribe Lyrics in Phife Dawg Tribute

My all-time favorite MC, Phife Dawg, of a Tribe Called Quest passed away on Wednesday. He died of complications from diabetes. He was only 45. If you’ve ever watched Michael Rapaport’s documentary on Tribe, Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels Of A Tribe Called Quest, you know a little about Phife’s battle with the disease. Couple… Continue reading Reporter Drops Tribe Lyrics in Phife Dawg Tribute

Yoda Sings About Seagulls and Has a Message for Luke

I don’t quite know where to begin with this one. It’s the scene from Star Wars where Luke visits Yoda to do some Jedi training, except someone has gone and redubbed the words. Gone is talk about becoming a Jedi master. Instead, we get Yoda singing about seagulls and giving Luke a stern warning. The… Continue reading Yoda Sings About Seagulls and Has a Message for Luke

Blue Monday with Only 1930s Instruments is Awesome!

The BBC has something called Orkestra Obsolete, where some musicians play well-known tunes with instruments that are — you probably guessed — obsolete. In this jam right here, they play New Order’s Blue Monday with only instruments that were available in the 1930s. No electric guitar, synthesizer, keyboards or what have you. Plenty of masks on… Continue reading Blue Monday with Only 1930s Instruments is Awesome!

I Quit!

This has been a long time coming. I just can’t do it anymore. This site has become a mental drain on me. I quit. Don’t get me wrong. I love this site. I bought it for Christ’s sake. I just have too many other things going on. And so, like Jase before me, I learned that… Continue reading I Quit!

Nut Shot!

There’s absolutely nothing funny about being kicked in the nuts. I know this. I’ve been kicked in the nuts. Frankly, the penalty for kicking someone in the nuts should be that the person who got kicked then has the option to saw off the kicker’s leg with a rusty hacksaw. That being said, I have a… Continue reading Nut Shot!