How often can you claim to have read as something as random as this in an introduction to a website:
My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.
Hes even published a novel which The Guardian newspaper has even reviewed saying thats its “highly recommended to non-fetishists”.
I see some odd stuff on my travels for this site, but nothing as random as this!
Read about Roy Orbison in Cling-film