My all-time favorite MC, Phife Dawg, of a Tribe Called Quest passed away on Wednesday. He died of complications from diabetes. He was only 45. If you’ve ever watched Michael Rapaport’s documentary on Tribe, Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels Of A Tribe Called Quest, you know a little about Phife’s battle with the disease. Couple… Continue reading Reporter Drops Tribe Lyrics in Phife Dawg Tribute
Here’s the Best Facebook Cooking Video
The proliferation of these damn things has gotten out of control. On any given day, I will look at my Facebook feed and I’ll see at least two of these stupid, sped-up cooking videos. Oh, what great thing that I never wanted make will you show me how to make today, Internet?! I mean, enough.… Continue reading Here’s the Best Facebook Cooking Video
Yoda Sings About Seagulls and Has a Message for Luke
I don’t quite know where to begin with this one. It’s the scene from Star Wars where Luke visits Yoda to do some Jedi training, except someone has gone and redubbed the words. Gone is talk about becoming a Jedi master. Instead, we get Yoda singing about seagulls and giving Luke a stern warning. The… Continue reading Yoda Sings About Seagulls and Has a Message for Luke
Print Your Own Pancakes with Pancakebot
Yes, I said print. Print your own pancakes. It’s a pancake printer and as stupid as that sounds, you can literally make whatever shape of pancake that you want. It is called Pancakebot because, well, of course it is. This thing allows you to import a picture, which it then traces onto the griddle with… Continue reading Print Your Own Pancakes with Pancakebot
Blue Monday with Only 1930s Instruments is Awesome!
The BBC has something called Orkestra Obsolete, where some musicians play well-known tunes with instruments that are — you probably guessed — obsolete. In this jam right here, they play New Order’s Blue Monday with only instruments that were available in the 1930s. No electric guitar, synthesizer, keyboards or what have you. Plenty of masks on… Continue reading Blue Monday with Only 1930s Instruments is Awesome!
Game of Thrones Season 6 Trailer is Out!
Yes, I have decided to return from retirement to present you with the Game of Thrones season 6 trailer. Is Jon Snow really dead? This would lead us to believe that, but do we really believe that? Hell no! What else do we learn? We learn that Cersei Lannister has gotten a haircut, the dude… Continue reading Game of Thrones Season 6 Trailer is Out!
I Quit!
This has been a long time coming. I just can’t do it anymore. This site has become a mental drain on me. I quit. Don’t get me wrong. I love this site. I bought it for Christ’s sake. I just have too many other things going on. And so, like Jase before me, I learned that… Continue reading I Quit!
Nut Shot!
There’s absolutely nothing funny about being kicked in the nuts. I know this. I’ve been kicked in the nuts. Frankly, the penalty for kicking someone in the nuts should be that the person who got kicked then has the option to saw off the kicker’s leg with a rusty hacksaw. That being said, I have a… Continue reading Nut Shot!
Movie Posters for Sequels that Never Happened
These movies sequels never happened. They were never designed to happen. But what if they did? A new exhibit at iam8bit in Los Angeles imagines what the movie posters would look like for the sequels to some notable films. Here are some of our favorites. You can see more here.
Presto Flo Gets Blown Out to Sea
Presto Flo is a rapper. At least that’s what I’m told. I could really care less. And no, he’s not getting blown in the water. He’s getting blown into water. Like by the wind. Because he’s the kind of dude that the wind can blow wherever it so pleases. Yeah, Presto Flo was taking some sweet-ass… Continue reading Presto Flo Gets Blown Out to Sea