Yup, Sharknado 2
Oh, yeah! Or as the Macho Man Randy Savage would say, “Oooooooooooooh Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah!” I won’t lie. I have not seen the first Sharknado movie, but I also have not been living under a rock, so I’ve heard all about it.
If you haven’t seen it and can’t glean everything you need to know from the title, this movie is indeed about a tornado of sharks. It stars Ian Ziering (Steve Sanders!) and Tara Reid (fake tits!).
And so does the new one. Yes. There is a second Sharknado. It’s called Sharknado 2: The Second One.
Clever title, wouldn’t you say?
You might be thinking, why would they make a sequel to a movie that is obviously horrible? Well, because it’s horrible in a good way. Kind of like Showgirls, only without the production value and Paul Verhoeven and all that nudity.
This time, the Sharknado comes to New York. This time, I will probably have to watch.
Here’s the trailer. This piece of cinematic genius will premier July 30 on Syfy.