Yup, Anything Can Be a Sexy Halloween Costume

I have really come to dislike Halloween, which is probably because I live in Los Angeles.

First of all, it’s amateur hour. Much like New Years Eve, people who don’t drink all year long will come out to drink on Halloween. They will inevitably drink way too much and make asses of themselves, but that’s okay! Because they’re in costume.

Yeah, go home, amateur. And leave the drinking to us professionals.

Second, there’s no longer any imagination to costumes. If you’re a chick, just dress like a whore — a whore of any sort — and call it a costume! A sexy Halloween costume!

You win. I am obviously not alone in this thinking, as this would seem to attest.

sexy Halloween costumes

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Author: Monty McMahon

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