Oblivious Guy Gets Hit in Head with a Bat
Yup. Check out that guy right there in the circle. He’s at a baseball game not paying any attention to the baseball game.
Derpy, derpy, derpy, derp…
The batter loses the handle on his bat after a big swing and it goes flying into the crowd. Right at this clown, but he’s too busy not paying attention to notice.
Fortunately, his lady friend puts her hands up in order to deflect the bat. The guy still gets hit in the face, although probably not as hard as if she hadn’t knocked it down.