I Didn’t Make This Kid Pass Out on my Floor
This is a story about a party. A party in western Michigan that got a little out of hand. Thousands of people showed up, many of whom were underage, and eventually so did the cops.
And then the news came to interview the guy who threw the party. Oddly, he didn’t seem hungover or a complete idiot.
His place was totally trashed though. Oh, and there was still someone passed out on his floor while he was being interviewed.
That led to the awesome line: “I didn’t make this kid pass out on my floor.” Pan camera left to show lifeless body laying face down on the floor.