Sarah Harbaugh Wants You to Stop Dad Pants
Jun12

Sarah Harbaugh Wants You to Stop Dad Pants

If you’re a fan of the NFL, then you probably know that Jim Harbaugh is the coach of the San Francisco 49ers. He’s also an insufferable prick, but that’s another story. Jim is notorious for wearing the same exact outfit every day — tank khaki pants, black 49ers sweatshirt with logo over the left breast, black 49ers hat, marker hanging from a string around his neck. Last season, it came out that Harbaugh’s...

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Ryan Hipwood Rides a Damn Big Wave
Jun02

Ryan Hipwood Rides a Damn Big Wave

Supposedly this wave is the most dangerous¬†wave there is. It’s called The Right. Yeah, it has its own damn name. Surfer Ryan Hipwood has ridden it before. He was not successful. In fact, he almost died trying to ride it. Why? Because it’s a damn huge wave. This surf is somewhere in western Australia and we know they have big waves. How come? Because that’s where Bodhi went to die in Point Break. “He’s not...

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These Full House Hockey Jerseys are the Best
May29

These Full House Hockey Jerseys are the Best

Remember the show Full House? It made Bob Saget, John Stamos and, to a certain extent, Dave Coulier famous. On the show, which was about three dudes raising two girls in one giant house in San Francisco, Stamos’ character was Uncle Jesse. He was in a band called Jesse & The Rippers, presumably because they ripped. This fictional band has also played in real life, so I guess that at least makes them real in part. Anyway, this...

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Closed Captioning FAIL!
May24

Closed Captioning FAIL!

The Chicago White Sox were playing the New York Yankees last night. Sox third baseman Conor Gillaspie was on deck. There he is on deck right there in that photo. However, if you were reading the closed captioning during the game, that told you that something else entirely was on deck. Or that something else entirely was happening. However your choose to interpret: guerrillas pee on deck. (These...

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Guy Getting Arrested Let’s His Football Allegiance Be Known
May22

Guy Getting Arrested Let’s His Football Allegiance Be Known

Etowah County is somewhere in Alabama and yesterday their police force conducted a raid of some drug houses and hauled the inhabitants out in cuffs. They also let a local news crew tag along so they could jam a microphone into the suspected drug users/peddlers faces while they were standing around in cuffs. That seems like an invasion of privacy to me. I mean, even if these people are found not guilty they’re still always going...

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Bowling a Long-Distance Strike
May20

Bowling a Long-Distance Strike

Bowling is pretty awesome… like once or twice a year… when you’re drunk. As a sport, it isn’t what it once was, at least in terms of popularity. Maybe that’s because most everyone sucks at bowling. Or maybe it’s the polyester shirts. This guy does not suck at bowling though. He does so not suck that he’s able to throw a strike from outside the front door of the alley. I’d ask who hangs...

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