This is an Awful Headline
Oct31

This is an Awful Headline

I would like to know what editor let this slide through into print. One who obviously doesn’t have a gutter mind like the rest of us. Hey, it’s Breeder’s Cup week here in Los Angeles. If you’re unfamiliar, The Breeder’s Cup is more or less the Super Bowl of horse racing. Bob Baffert is a pretty well-known trainer. A trainer who reluctantly pulled out of Juvenile. The Juvenile is actually a $2 million race...

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Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady
Oct29

Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady

Yup. That’s New England Patriots quarterback and husband of Giselle, Tom Brady, as a young, basketball playing dork. What’s with the shit-eating grin, Tom? Brady posted this on Facebook to wish the Boston Celtics good luck on their new season, which they will probably totally suck at. So yeah, the headband was obviously Photoshopped on for that purpose. The rest is all young Brady. Something tells me he was thinking to...

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76-Person Russian Soccer Brawl
Oct28

76-Person Russian Soccer Brawl

Where to even begin? First, we should note this is all about soccer and that it was a planned brawl. Thirty-eight dudes who are fans of¬†Spartak show up to brawl with 38 dudes who are fans of Dynamo on some frozen Russian road in the middle of nowhere. These teams are rivals, you see? So their fans need to fight each other before the big game! It’s all very well orchestrated. One team’s fans wear black. The other...

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Well-Timed Team Photo
Oct17

Well-Timed Team Photo

This is the Derry City team photo. They play in the¬†League of Ireland Premier Division, so you’d think they could afford a bench that people can actually sit on. Not the case! The part of this that makes me laugh each and every time I look at it is the guy in the lower left. Everybody else just landed on their ass. The guy in the lower left is clearly dead. (these guys) Share and...

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Here’s Steve Perry Lip Syncing His Own Song
Oct16

Here’s Steve Perry Lip Syncing His Own Song

Steve Perry, the former lead singer of Journey, is a big San Francisco Giants fan. He’s from San Francisco and turns up at their games from time to time, like the past two games they’ve played in the NLCS. And if you know anything about postseason baseball, it’s that teams LOVE to play Journey songs, especially Don’t Stop Believin’. One of those teams is the San Francisco Giants. Another is the Kansas...

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Party at Paul Rudd’s Mom’s House!
Oct16

Party at Paul Rudd’s Mom’s House!

The Kansas City Royals booked their ticket to the World Series Wednesday evening. Actor Paul Rudd, who is from nearby Overland Park and a long-time Royals fan, was on hand for the ALCS-clinching win. Naturally, some local news hack wanted to interview him and Paul agreed. Toward the end of this compelling interview, local news hack asks Rudd where he’s going to party. Because hey, I want to hang out with Paul Rudd! Where you...

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