Star Wars Spoiler
May28

Star Wars Spoiler

Yes, it is simplistic, but I couldn’t help but let out a hearty laugh when I saw this photo. This person has just ruined Star Wars for the five people on the planet who haven’t seen it yet. (These...

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Batman-Themed Golf Cart? Batman-Themed Golf Cart
May27

Batman-Themed Golf Cart? Batman-Themed Golf Cart

There’s a Batman-themed golf cart because… well of course there is! Of course, only someone with Bruce Wayne’s wealth will be able to afford it. You’ll just have to construct your own. It’s called The Gotham Golfcart and it’s just a wee $35,000 at Hammacher Schlemmer. On a related note, has anyone ever bought any of the crap that Hammacher Schlemmer sells? I mean, anyone? How is this company still...

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There Are the Angrier Versions of E.T.
May27

There Are the Angrier Versions of E.T.

You remember E.T. He liked Reese’s Pieces and was always looking for a phone. That movie was made by Steven Spielberg, of course. We learned today that Spielberg was originally going to make a scary movie featuring aliens called Night Skies. From what we gather, the plot revolved around aliens terrorizing a rural farm house. That film was actually in production when the director decided to switch it up and do the heart-warming...

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The X-Men Trilogy Honest Trailer
May21

The X-Men Trilogy Honest Trailer

It’s another honest trailer from Screen Junkies. This time, the original X-Men trilogy. Frankly, this one isn’t as funny as the previous ones, but it’s still better than anything else I’ve seen today. It effectively eviscerates the director of the third movie, Brett Ratner. As for the X-Men movies themselves, well, I’ve totally lost interest. DON’T CAAAAAAAARE. The first three movies were probably...

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Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger as King Conan
May19

Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger as King Conan

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has nothing to do but make movies, he’s dredging up some old characters. We showed you him on the set of the new Terminator movie. Well, he’s also brining back Conan the Barbarian (or Destroyer, if you prefer) in King Conan: The Legend of Conan. When we last left Conan (back in the 80s), he had destroyed a bunch of shit because he was then, after all, Conan the Destroyer. At the end of that...

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So You’re Telling Me Godzilla Couldn’t Really Exist?
May15

So You’re Telling Me Godzilla Couldn’t Really Exist?

So the new Godzilla movie opens on Friday. This is the third scenario we’ve seen where someone has decided to translate Godzilla into the real world. This time, Popular Mechanics has done it. And what did they find? Well, that it would be pretty much impossible for this beast to exist. Godzilla is now 30 stories tall and weighs as much as a cruise ship. No actual animal could take the pressure of being so massive: It would...

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