Movie Posters with Awful Reviews Added
Apr17

Movie Posters with Awful Reviews Added

Well, this is an ingenious concept that I wish I would have come up with. Whoever is behind Awful Reviews has taken movie poster images and then added one-star reviews to them from Amazon reviewers. What you get is a whole lot of awesome!   Share and...

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Splinter Makes Appearance in New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer
Apr14

Splinter Makes Appearance in New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer

You know how we feel about the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Actually, it’s more a question of how we feel about Michael Bay. He’s a hack, so we have extremely low expectations for this movie. That being said, it’s still interesting to see what they did with the characters. You know, as opposed to the story, dialogue, etc., which will surely be total crap since Bay is involved. Previously, we saw the...

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Here’s the Millennium Falcon Car
Apr08

Here’s the Millennium Falcon Car

It took me a second, but this is indeed a Millennium Falcon car. It has the Millennium Falcon painted right there on it. It also has a cockpit on passenger’s side mirror. Inside sit Han Solo and Chewbacca action figures. The car is a sweet-ass 1974 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu Classic. Actually, I’m not sure how sweet-ass that particular vehicle is, but let’s pretend. It was modified by a guy named Bill Deacon. Bill...

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Godzilla Teaser
Apr03

Godzilla Teaser

When I first heard there was a new Godzilla movie coming out I was like… oh… meh… That’s probably because I never cared much about the original Godzilla movies and because I actually saw Roland Emmerich’s piece of crap. I mean, one, that movie starred Matthew Broderick. Now, I like Ferris Bueller as much as the next guy, but Ferris Bueller is not an action star. Two, the soundtrack had Jimmy Page doing a...

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Unintended Consequences of that Death Star Explosion
Apr01

Unintended Consequences of that Death Star Explosion

Children with no father. Yeah, sure, we all sat there and cheered for Luke and his mates in The Rebellion, never once thinking of all the lives that were lost when they blew up the Death Star… twice. As is appropriately pointed out in the movie Clerks, the second Death Star was under construction. So it was probably filled with a bunch of construction workers who had no connection to The Empire. “Casualties of a war they...

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Well, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer is Here
Mar28

Well, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer is Here

Michael Bay will continue to ruin your childhood until you have no childhood left. Up this year is that hack’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The first trailer is below. Bay’s TMNT movie is obviously considerably darker than the original movie or the cartoon. It doesn’t appear to be without the sense of humor of the original TMNT stuff, though. Also, it has Megan Fox if you’re, you know, into that sort of...

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