Here’s the Best Facebook Cooking Video
Mar17

Here’s the Best Facebook Cooking Video

The proliferation of these damn things has gotten out of control. On any given day, I will look at my Facebook feed and I’ll see at least two of these stupid, sped-up cooking videos. Oh, what great thing that I never wanted make will you show me how to make today, Internet?! I mean, enough. I want to learn how to cook something from some stupid Internet chef I’ve never heard of through a sped-up video that I can’t...

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Print Your Own Pancakes with Pancakebot
Mar12

Print Your Own Pancakes with Pancakebot

Yes, I said print. Print your own pancakes. It’s a pancake printer and as stupid as that sounds, you can literally make whatever shape of pancake that you want. It is called Pancakebot because, well, of course it is. This thing allows you to import a picture, which it then traces onto the griddle with pancake batter and then cooks the damn thing up right there. I mean, this is the technology that we’ve always needed!...

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Burger King has a Black Burger
Sep11

Burger King has a Black Burger

Check out this disgusting looking thing. It’s Burger King’s new black burger, which is going to be available for a limited time in Burger Kings in Japan later this month. It’s called the Kuro Burger, which literally means black burger. The buns are made from bamboo charcoal and the garlic sauce, which looks extra disgusting, is made with squid ink. The black cheese is also made with bamboo charcoal. Mmmmmm…...

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Here’s a 99-Pack of Beer
Sep03

Here’s a 99-Pack of Beer

Why would you need a 99-pack of beer? Well, other than why the hell not! maybe because you’re singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, but replacing the word bottles with the word cans. Whatever the reason, you CAN HAVE a 99-pack of beer. It’s made by Austin Beerworks and it’s available for a limited time. It’s called Peacemaker Anytime Ale and we doubt anyone will be having any peace when there are 99 beers...

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There’s Something Disturbing in Your Watermelon
Aug07

There’s Something Disturbing in Your Watermelon

It’s a baby! Or a fetus, more accurately. I find this slightly disgusting. I would not eat that watermelon. However, enough people apparently take the time to carve stuff into watermelons that watermelon carving has become a thing. A thing for people with way too much damn time on their hands… Now I will be thinking about people eating fetuses for the rest of the day. Thanks for...

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Here’s the Most Disgusting Hamburger You’ll See
Jul01

Here’s the Most Disgusting Hamburger You’ll See

That’s a hamburger with bacon and peanut butter on a bun made of Rice Krispies Treats, courtesy of The Vulgar Chef. We encourage you to try one and let us know what the results were. Just plain disgusting, we suspect. (these...

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