Custom Shoe Rack
Sep05

Custom Shoe Rack

Ah, yes. Ingenuity at its finest. Custom made shoe rack for just $25. Has a nice rustic look. Also, is a pallet....

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Maggie Hockenberry’s Insanely Awkward Corn-Related News Report
Aug23

Maggie Hockenberry’s Insanely Awkward Corn-Related News Report

The annual Urbana Sweetcorn Festival is going on in Illinois right now. Naturally, WCIA 3 sent one of their reporters out to cover the momentous event. What she turned in is hands down the worst corn-related news report ever. First, Maggie Hockenberry references the line of people behind her lining up for some corn. She even turns to motion toward this line of people. The only problem is, there’s no one lined up for corn behind...

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Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!
Aug22

Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!

Yes, I am sick of the Ice Bucket Challenge. Please stop it. If you’re really concerned about people with ALS, donate some money to ALS research. Seriously, how many of those idiots who dumped water over themselves do you think even bothered to do anything to further the cause that they were supposedly promoting awareness for? I would guess probably about 1 percent. Most of them just wanted attention for dumping a cold bucket of...

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Pawn Brokers
Aug20

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Pawn Brokers

Well, this is just stupendous. The Television Academy produced this spot for the 66th Emmy Awards, featuring Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul as Buzz and Randy Jackson, the owners of Barely Legal Pawn.  It gets better. Julia Louis-Dreyfus comes in to pawn an Emmy she won for Seinfeld because she needs money to buy an island.  Of course, there’s plenty of corporate shilling involved — for Audi, because...

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Guy Takes Mug Shot Wearing Shirt with Photo of Last Mug Shot
Aug18

Guy Takes Mug Shot Wearing Shirt with Photo of Last Mug Shot

This awesome individual is Robert Burt. That’s right. Bob Burt. Awesome name. Awesomer mustache. Awesomest mug shot. Burt, who is 19 and from Pittsfield, Maine, wore a shirt with a photo of his mug shot on it to have this second mug shot taken. What are the chances, you’re probably wondering? Well, Burt isn’t some career criminal… yet. He got busted for drunk driving back in June. Part of his sentence was to...

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Hair Product Looks a Lot Like…
Aug15

Hair Product Looks a Lot Like…

If you said dildo, then you are the big winner! On some local TV show, one of the hosts was showing off a hair product that puts a bun in a woman’s hair. There’s one for blondes and one for brunettes. They happen to look a lot like dildos when held vertically. And that was not lost on anyone here. In fact, it appears two of the show’s hosts had discussed this before the taping and made a bet on whether the third host...

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