You’re a Brain-Dead Bastard!
Jul29

You’re a Brain-Dead Bastard!

This video is called “Family discussion in Belfast,” but it’s oh so much more than that. A girl asks her sister a simple question — if point A was 80 miles away and you left at 2:00, traveling 80 miles an hour, what time would you get there? After dumping a couple things off the couch, the girl still doesn’t know the answer and that causes her mother to freak out. The highlight is mom saying,...

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Drunk Girl Eating Chips Off the Floor
Jul29

Drunk Girl Eating Chips Off the Floor

This doesn’t really need a lot of explanation. You’ve got a chick who’s clearly wasted riding on — according to Tom Ley — one of New York’s Metro North trains. Such riders are apparently the norm on these trains, at least around 2 a.m. Well, when you’re drunk, you get hungry. You also get some really glazed-over eyes like this zombie woman. Then you make some brilliant decisions. Like eating...

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People Playing Poker on the Freeway
Jul27

People Playing Poker on the Freeway

Friday afternoon in Los Angeles, there was some clown hanging from a sign above the 5 freeway. Naturally, this occurred around rush hour and naturally the popo decided to shut the freeway down in both directions. So people were sitting there, stopped on the freeway for hours with nothing to do. Nothing to do except gamble! Some dude whipped a poker table out of his ride and a bunch of random people played some Texas Hold ’Em… on...

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New Twist on Coexist
Jul25

New Twist on Coexist

You’ve seen those Coexist bumper stickers. The ones that say, oh, I am an enlightened human being that appreciates all religions, colors, sexual orientations, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, we’re all real impressed. Of course those also say, I am the kind of person who puts bumper stickers on my car. That car is probably a 2005 Honda Civic. Have you ever noticed that people who drive a BMW or Mercedes don’t put bumper...

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Darth Vader Car
Jul24

Darth Vader Car

Hot Wheels has gone and designed a Darth Vader car. Why? Because Comic-Con is going on right now and dorks love shit like this. People who go to Comic-Con would totally drive around in a Darth Vader car. You know, because it’s practical! The car is not just a show piece. It is indeed drivable. The design is based on a C5 Chevrolet Corvette and it can reach speeds of 150 mph. It also happens to look a lot like Darth Vader and...

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Mayflies Invaded Wisconsin
Jul24

Mayflies Invaded Wisconsin

I am from Wisconsin, but I’ve never seen anything like this. Probably because I grew up on the other side of Wisconsin. The side without the Mississippi River. It’s Mayflies. A whole hell of a lot of them. So many, that their invasion registered on weather radar earlier this week in La Crosse. Apparently, this area is fertile breeding ground for Mayflies. There have been six such emergences in the past two years in La...

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