Dog Has Zero Depth Perception
May14

Dog Has Zero Depth Perception

This is a story about failure. Failure to attain a goal, not because of lack of effort, but because you’ve been damned by the gods. Damned with either no depth perception or really terrible reflexes. This is Nana. She’s a dog. She cannot catch a treat in her mouth to save her life. In fact, she’s usually nowhere near the tossed morsel. But boy is she adorable. Is there anything cuter than a big, dumb dog? They just...

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Rep. Joe Garcia Picks Something Out of His Ear, Eats It
May13

Rep. Joe Garcia Picks Something Out of His Ear, Eats It

Boy do I love when publicly-elected officials get caught being the jackasses they really are. This is Rep. Joe Garcia, a Democrat from Florida. He’s got something in his ear and he’s more than happy to pick it out while he’s on camera on C-SPAN. He’s even happier to jam that finger that he just used to pick that crusty whatever out of his ear, right into his mouth. Is he eating his ear garbage? I don’t...

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Link Finds Nirvana
May09

Link Finds Nirvana

You know, because he had to break a bunch of pots to find precious jewels! (These guys) Share and...

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You Totally Work with This Guy
May08

You Totally Work with This Guy

There’s one in every group! (These guys) Share and...

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Here’s a Husband Running Over his Wife with a Four Wheeler
May06

Here’s a Husband Running Over his Wife with a Four Wheeler

Here’s the scene. A dude is riding his four wheeler through some mud because, wooooooo! America! His wife is recording this magical ride because, wooooooo! My husband is awesome! America! At the end of his mud run he gets a little too happy with the gas, pops a wheelie for extra cool points and then runs his wife the hell over. In hilarious fashion, she repeatedly exclaims, “What’s wrong with you?” That’s...

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Here’s a Dragon Size Chart
May05

Here’s a Dragon Size Chart

Uh, so you know what size clothing to buy your favorite dragon for Christmas? I don’t know. But this chart takes a bunch of dragons from literature, film, TV, whatever and sizes them up. If you’re to believe this, the dragons from Game of Thrones are the biggest, followed by Smaug. Mushu from Mulan, which I’ve never seen, is the smallest. (These guys) Share and...

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