March of the Ducks
Aug05

March of the Ducks

Those kooky Russians! When they’re not selling arms to Ukrainian rebels, they’re making wonderful videos to make us laugh! Like this one right here. Here you’ve got Farmer John, sans shirt, commanding his army of ducks. Actually, they’re probably not much of an army, but they do kind of swarm together to form a mass and then march into his barn upon command. That’s a nifty trick. Kind of makes you wonder...

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I Didn’t Make This Kid Pass Out on my Floor
Aug05

I Didn’t Make This Kid Pass Out on my Floor

This is a story about a party. A party in western Michigan that got a little out of hand. Thousands of people showed up, many of whom were underage, and eventually so did the cops. And then the news came to interview the guy who threw the party. Oddly, he didn’t seem hungover or a complete idiot. His place was totally trashed though. Oh, and there was still someone passed out on his floor while he was being interviewed. That led...

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Jet Ski Carnage
Aug04

Jet Ski Carnage

There’s obviously a whole bunch of stupidity going on here. The real question is why? You’ve got a jet ski sitting on the shore, when all of the sudden another jet ski comes flying out of nowhere, hits and jumps the first jet ski. Bodies go flying. That’s all tremendous. What I don’t understand is how you hit another jet ski ON THE SHORE. Or how you’re going fast enough to launch yourself and your craft...

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This Sheep will Smoke You in a Race
Aug04

This Sheep will Smoke You in a Race

Here’s a cyclist riding along and recording himself doing so — because that’s the status quo now. You must record yourself if you’re riding a bike. First of all, look out for that car! Once the car was avoided, the cyclist came upon something much more interesting. A sheep. A sheep standing in the road just waiting. Waiting for a race! You’d think the cyclist would have easily breezed by the sheep. You...

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Fawn Objects to That
Aug01

Fawn Objects to That

I don’t know too much about how deer act, other than they run away when they sense danger. And that’s exactly why we don’t know much about how they act. Because they run when they see humans. Unless they don’t know any better. Some workers found this fawn and picked it up to move it out of their path. In doing so, they made the mistake of rubbing its belly. Well, the fawn appears to object when you stop rubbing...

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You Know This Guy…
Aug01

You Know This Guy…

I wish I could tell you where this came from. Certainly, it is not a Rand McNally book. I just found it on Reddit and laughed my ass off. We all know this guy. He’s the Ned Ryerson of your life. There he comes, all waving and happy and, oh good, he wants to talk. You just want to be left alone to carry on with your day, but he is oblivious to that fact. He’s standing in a puddle. Maybe he’ll get struck by...

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