George R.R. Martin, Wedding Planner
Apr14

George R.R. Martin, Wedding Planner

George R.R. Martin wrote Game of Thrones. If you watched the show last night — or if you’re one of the snobs who actually read those humongous books — then you know that a second wedding ended in tragedy in a very short period of time. And when I say tragedy, I’m talking about death. And actually, last night’s death wasn’t a tragedy it all. It was long overdue as far as pretty much anyone who...

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Someone Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton, But Why?
Apr13

Someone Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton, But Why?

Someone threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton while she was giving a speech the other day. It didn’t hit her, but it raises all kinds of questions about shoe throwers. First, it should be noted that no one seems to know why someone threw a shoe at Hillary, but the shoe thrower was promptly removed from the event. The person appears to be a woman and she appears to be doing some sort of celebrating as she’s being ushered out....

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People Taking Selfies with a Freeway Jumper
Apr12

People Taking Selfies with a Freeway Jumper

The 105 freeway in Los Angeles shut down on Thursday evening right during the middle of rush hour. There was a suicidal man sitting on one of the freeway overpasses threatening to jump, so the highway patrol stopped traffic. Here’s the guy standing atop the overpass. So what do you do when you’re forced to stop your car on the freeway during rush hour because of a jumper? I don’t know. This has never happened to me....

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Prom FAIL!
Apr11

Prom FAIL!

Why not end the work week enjoying the misery of others? I mean, it’s the best way to end the work week, isn’t it? Pointing and laughing maniacally and blurting out “You stupid bastard!” to no one in particular. Yeah, that’s the way to go! And so, let’s get to it. Here’s a big ball of FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! Scene one. Stupid teenagers are all dressed up and on their way to prom. Stupid teenagers...

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All the Other Dogs Make Fun of Super Nintendog
Apr11

All the Other Dogs Make Fun of Super Nintendog

This dog is called Super Nintendog. I only know that because it says it in the background of one of the photos. The other dogs beat him up on the playground. So, obviously, the awful, awful human beings that own this dog were going for a Super Nintendo theme. It’s really a Super Mario Bros. theme though. I guess Super Mario Dog didn’t have the same ring as Super Nintendog. SO AWESOMELY CREATIVE! This dog’s hair has...

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Realistic Super Mario Bros.
Apr10

Realistic Super Mario Bros.

Well, it’s a good thing video games have nothing to do with real life. They probably wouldn’t be any fun. You remember how Mario and Luigi broke bricks with their heads in Super Mario Bros. Wouldn’t work so well in real life. This video is called Realistic Mario: Brick Block. It’s from Pete Holmes of, well, that show that is named after him. What have we learned? Don’t try to break bricks with your head....

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