I Quit!
Nov21

I Quit!

This has been a long time coming. I just can’t do it anymore. This site has become a mental drain on me. I quit. Don’t get me wrong. I love this site. I bought it for Christ’s sake. I just have too many other things going on. And so, like Jase before me, I learned that despite my enjoyment of this site, it has become more burden than enjoyment. I have other sites and, more importantly, a marketing business to run....

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Nut Shot!
Nov13

Nut Shot!

There’s absolutely nothing funny about being kicked in the nuts. I know this. I’ve been kicked in the nuts. Frankly, the penalty for kicking someone in the nuts should be that the person who got kicked then has the option to saw off the kicker’s leg with a rusty hacksaw. That being said, I have a very hard time not laughing at this illustration of a nut shot. It comes from Jezebel‘s How to Kick a Guy in the...

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Presto Flo Gets Blown Out to Sea
Nov04

Presto Flo Gets Blown Out to Sea

Presto Flo is a rapper. At least that’s what I’m told. I could really care less. And no, he’s not getting blown in the water. He’s getting blown into water. Like by the wind. Because he’s the kind of dude that the wind can blow wherever it so pleases. Yeah, Presto Flo was taking some sweet-ass promo shots and decided to stand on a seawall in front of the ocean. Then… see ya later, bro! What I would...

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Fish: 1, Dog: 0
Nov03

Fish: 1, Dog: 0

You know it’s coming. That dog certainly doesn’t though. I would be willing to bet he will never go anywhere near a fish again. But hey, the fish got eaten and the dog just got wet, so maybe it’s ultimately dog: 1, fish:...

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This is an Awful Headline
Oct31

This is an Awful Headline

I would like to know what editor let this slide through into print. One who obviously doesn’t have a gutter mind like the rest of us. Hey, it’s Breeder’s Cup week here in Los Angeles. If you’re unfamiliar, The Breeder’s Cup is more or less the Super Bowl of horse racing. Bob Baffert is a pretty well-known trainer. A trainer who reluctantly pulled out of Juvenile. The Juvenile is actually a $2 million race...

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Misspelled California Window Sticker
Oct27

Misspelled California Window Sticker

This was found at Universal City Walk in Los Angeles. California, minus an L, plastered on the front of someone’s car window because that’s pretty sweet, bro! Reminds me of the dude with the No Ragrets tattoo in We’re the Millers. Also, sweet-ass custom seat, bro! You’ve really pimped out your ride! Who wants to bet it’s a Honda Civic?...

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