Blowjobs For Chicken McNuggets 0

Seems like a good deal, huh?

Well, maybe not. A Los Angeles homeless woman — 31-year-old Khadijah Baseer — was arrested for offering patrons at a Burbank McDonald’s blowjobs in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.

“She was offering BJs” for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert.

“… she was opening up doors” and offering her services, says Dilibert. McDonalds managers told police that they’d seen her hanging around before, but never going to such extremes.

Instead of asking for money, which most homeless in Los Angeles do, Baseer reportedly decided to try to make the trade of sexual favors for disgusting fast food. Apparently, the offer wasn’t that appetizing. No one took her up on it.

She was arrested for misdemeanor solicitation and could face six months to a year in county jail, and up to a $1,000 fine. She’s unlikely to do any time because of overcrowding.

And, it seems pretty unlikely she’d be able to pay any fine.

Let’s hope she was at least asking for the 20 piece.

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