Idiot Peppers Girlfriend with Lord of Rings Quotes
Oct08

Idiot Peppers Girlfriend with Lord of Rings Quotes

I don’t like Lord of the Rings. Yeah, that’s right. They look nice, but I find the movies boring. And no, I haven’t read the books and I don’t care to. This could be because I have a life, unlike this dude. He LOVES Lord of the Rings. Somehow,¬†amazingly, he’s also managed to score himself a girlfriend. And she doesn’t even look like a troll. So naturally, even though he should be thankful that a...

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Better Call Saul Music Video
Oct07

Better Call Saul Music Video

There’s a song and a video for AMC’s Breaking Bad spinoff Better Call Saul. It’s performed by Junior Brown, with lyrics by show creators¬†Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould. It is out of this world awesome. Better Call Saul stars Bob Odenkirk and is set to premier in February of 2015. (these...

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Twin Peaks is Coming Back!
Oct07

Twin Peaks is Coming Back!

David Lynch is bringing his TV show, Twin Peaks, back. New episodes will begin airing on Showtime in 2016, which is 25 years after the original show ended. The original aired on ABC, which I still have a hard time believing. As a kid, it scared the shit out of me, but I loved all of its Lynchian weirdness nonetheless. As has been pointed out, in the original series Laura Palmer told Agent Dale Cooper: “I’ll see you again...

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Just a Woman in Jeans in a Pool at a Football Game
Oct06

Just a Woman in Jeans in a Pool at a Football Game

The Jacksonville Jaguars are a really awful football team. They’re like the NFL’s junior varsity squad, but the league still lets them play with varsity teams every week. Here’s a bye week that you’ll actually earn a win for, the league says to opposing teams. Anyway, people don’t really want to go to Jaguars games because why would you want to watch a team play a sport you love horribly? So the...

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Offensive Lineman Falling for No Reason
Oct06

Offensive Lineman Falling for No Reason

Yes, we’ve been gone for a few days and there’s definitely a story there, but the short of it is, don’t fly United unless you absolutely have to. While we were gone, this happened. This is from Saturday’s game between Nebraska and Michigan State. No one in front of the guy to block. He’s just going to fall backwards on his ass for no apparent reason. (these...

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