Captain America vs. Master Chief
Mar14

Captain America vs. Master Chief

This really happened. Right here in this video, anyway. Machinima made this video of everyone’s least-favorite Avenger, Captain America, fighting HALO’s Master Chief. How a dude who runs around with pretty much nothing but a stupid shield would have a chance against a guy in full armor with a rapid-fire machine gun is beyond us, but… Fans voted on how this would go down! And if we know anything about fanboys,...

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Cops Are Dicks in The Legend of Zelda Too
Mar13

Cops Are Dicks in The Legend of Zelda Too

Yeah, that’s right. I said it. Cops are dicks. You know it. I know it. They know it. That’s why they’re dicks — it sucks to go through life knowing no one likes you. So you have to stand behind your big badge and cling to the little power you have in an effort to improve your low self esteem. And yes, cops are even dicks in The Legend of Zelda. This video from Dorkly proves it. It’s called If Legend of...

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Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: Politics
Mar13

Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: Politics

Above Average is producing a video series called The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People that features the various things that smart people, or people who think they’re smart, make intolerable. Episode one: politics, AKA yelling about the government. The great thing about this is makes equal fun of “smart people” and idiots. But the latter part is easy because they’re idiots. Actually, both things are easy so...

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The Mystery Machine is Dead
Mar12

The Mystery Machine is Dead

Clearly this has something to do with all those drugs Shaggy and Scooby were doing....

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There’s A Lot of Crack at Magic: The Gathering Tournaments
Mar12

There’s A Lot of Crack at Magic: The Gathering Tournaments

We’re not talking about the kind you smoke, either. Magic: The Gathering, it’s a game for dorks. Really, really big dorks. We’re talking dudes who are 30 and still live with their parents and have zero chance of ever getting laid. It’s a popular game, though. That is not to be denied. There are even tournaments. And as you might expect, some real weird, never-get-out types turn up for these tournaments. Lots of...

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