All the Other Dogs Make Fun of Super Nintendog
Apr11

All the Other Dogs Make Fun of Super Nintendog

This dog is called Super Nintendog. I only know that because it says it in the background of one of the photos. The other dogs beat him up on the playground. So, obviously, the awful, awful human beings that own this dog were going for a Super Nintendo theme. It’s really a Super Mario Bros. theme though. I guess Super Mario Dog didn’t have the same ring as Super Nintendog. SO AWESOMELY CREATIVE! This dog’s hair has...

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Lionel Richie’s Chocolate Head Should Effectively Frighten You
Apr10

Lionel Richie’s Chocolate Head Should Effectively Frighten You

Yup. That’s Lionel Richie’s head in chocolate form. Are you frightened? I sure as hell am. Even better, you can buy this thing. It costsĀ $839.89 in whatever sort of money they use in the UK. I love the bullet-pointed description of this concoction. Check it out. Feast upon the gorgeous moustached face of a soul legend In your dreams you’ve kissed his lips a thousands times Made from 9kg of delicious Belgian milk...

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Realistic Super Mario Bros.
Apr10

Realistic Super Mario Bros.

Well, it’s a good thing video games have nothing to do with real life. They probably wouldn’t be any fun. You remember how Mario and Luigi broke bricks with their heads in Super Mario Bros. Wouldn’t work so well in real life. This video is called Realistic Mario: Brick Block. It’s from Pete Holmes of, well, that show that is named after him. What have we learned? Don’t try to break bricks with your...

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People Are Terrified by a Rat on the Subway
Apr09

People Are Terrified by a Rat on the Subway

Seriously. These people are f*cking TERRIFIED because there’s a rat in their subway car. They’re all yelling and screaming and standing on the seats and stuff. “Ohmygod! There’s a rat!” I mean, come on people! That rat is scared shitless. He doesn’t want to be on the subway with you. He wants to be there even less than you want him there. This happened in Brooklyn on Monday morning. People got off...

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And Here’s a Reporter Falling in a Lake
Apr09

And Here’s a Reporter Falling in a Lake

Man, I have no idea what the hell they’re saying here, but look out below! Everything is going swimmingly — see what I did there? — with this interview. The reporter casually sits down on the edge of the boat and then… right into the drink! It’s also interesting to note that the idiot sound guy tries to use the boom mic to fish her out. That seems totally...

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