Fish: 1, Dog: 0
Nov03

Fish: 1, Dog: 0

You know it’s coming. That dog certainly doesn’t though. I would be willing to bet he will never go anywhere near a fish again. But hey, the fish got eaten and the dog just got wet, so maybe it’s ultimately dog: 1, fish:...

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This is an Awful Headline
Oct31

This is an Awful Headline

I would like to know what editor let this slide through into print. One who obviously doesn’t have a gutter mind like the rest of us. Hey, it’s Breeder’s Cup week here in Los Angeles. If you’re unfamiliar, The Breeder’s Cup is more or less the Super Bowl of horse racing. Bob Baffert is a pretty well-known trainer. A trainer who reluctantly pulled out of Juvenile. The Juvenile is actually a $2 million race...

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Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady
Oct29

Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady

Yup. That’s New England Patriots quarterback and husband of Giselle, Tom Brady, as a young, basketball playing dork. What’s with the shit-eating grin, Tom? Brady posted this on Facebook to wish the Boston Celtics good luck on their new season, which they will probably totally suck at. So yeah, the headband was obviously Photoshopped on for that purpose. The rest is all young Brady. Something tells me he was thinking to...

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Here’s the Star Wars Episode VII Villain
Oct29

Here’s the Star Wars Episode VII Villain

This is allegedly the villain for┬áStar Wars Episode VII. It was leaked and found online by Star Wars Underworld and later confirmed by a number of sources. His name is apparently Darth Simi and the character has already filmed scenes in London. That’s about all we know, other than what you can see in the...

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76-Person Russian Soccer Brawl
Oct28

76-Person Russian Soccer Brawl

Where to even begin? First, we should note this is all about soccer and that it was a planned brawl. Thirty-eight dudes who are fans of┬áSpartak show up to brawl with 38 dudes who are fans of Dynamo on some frozen Russian road in the middle of nowhere. These teams are rivals, you see? So their fans need to fight each other before the big game! It’s all very well orchestrated. One team’s fans wear black. The other...

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