This Dog Plays for the Minnesota Wild
Aug19

This Dog Plays for the Minnesota Wild

Just what the hell is going on here? Well, clearly there’s now a dog that plays for the Minnesota Wild. His name is Copper. Yes, of course that is absurd. This painting was actually done for a family in Minnesota that 1. REALLY loves the Wild and 2. REALLY wishes their dog played for the team. Copper has turned into quite the man-beast. And boy, can he handle a stick! Here’s the dog enjoying his hockey-playing likeness....

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Guy Takes Mug Shot Wearing Shirt with Photo of Last Mug Shot
Aug18

Guy Takes Mug Shot Wearing Shirt with Photo of Last Mug Shot

This awesome individual is Robert Burt. That’s right. Bob Burt. Awesome name. Awesomer mustache. Awesomest mug shot. Burt, who is 19 and from Pittsfield, Maine, wore a shirt with a photo of his mug shot on it to have this second mug shot taken. What are the chances, you’re probably wondering? Well, Burt isn’t some career criminal… yet. He got busted for drunk driving back in June. Part of his sentence was to...

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Here’s Someone Getting Chased by a Crocodile
Aug18

Here’s Someone Getting Chased by a Crocodile

Here’s some dude having a leisurely swim somewhere in Mexico. Then, panic when he sees a giant crocodile swimming towards him. He’s probably never swam so fast in his life. Thankfully, something is heaved into the water to scare the croc and the chase ends right there. That dude probably crapped his pants real good though. (these...

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That’s Where All Those Big Bang Theory Fans Are…
Aug15

That’s Where All Those Big Bang Theory Fans Are…

Here you can see the most torrented TV shows in each state over the past 40 days. It says something about our tastes as a nation and answers the question, who are all of these people watching The Big Bang Theory? Well, they’re people in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee and Virginia. Oh, and Montana. In other words, people who are backwards. I literally know not one person who’s ever watched The Big Bang Theory. I’m...

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Hair Product Looks a Lot Like…
Aug15

Hair Product Looks a Lot Like…

If you said dildo, then you are the big winner! On some local TV show, one of the hosts was showing off a hair product that puts a bun in a woman’s hair. There’s one for blondes and one for brunettes. They happen to look a lot like dildos when held vertically. And that was not lost on anyone here. In fact, it appears two of the show’s hosts had discussed this before the taping and made a bet on whether the third host...

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