Sandwich Thief
Aug21

Sandwich Thief

Ah, the office break room. Is there a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?...

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Jeremy Lin’s Mom Does Not Like Cake to the Face
Aug21

Jeremy Lin’s Mom Does Not Like Cake to the Face

Los Angeles Lakers point guard Jeremy Lin likes to clown his mom. It was her birthday on Wednesday, so he gave her a cake. Right to the face. She was not happy, exploding with a series of slaps. Previously, Lin could be found dunking all over his...

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Pawn Brokers
Aug20

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Pawn Brokers

Well, this is just stupendous. The Television Academy produced this spot for the 66th Emmy Awards, featuring Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul as Buzz and Randy Jackson, the owners of Barely Legal Pawn.  It gets better. Julia Louis-Dreyfus comes in to pawn an Emmy she won for Seinfeld because she needs money to buy an island.  Of course, there’s plenty of corporate shilling involved — for Audi, because...

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Look at These Idiots
Aug20

Look at These Idiots

Sometimes, there’s just nothing to say. Here, we’ve got some large people trying to jam a sofa into the back of a compact car. Perhaps all of the cholesterol coursing through their lard-like bodies has prevented their brains from functioning properly. If I had to guess, I would assume that they thought they could wedge part of the couch into the back of this tiny car so that, while the majority of it would be dangerously...

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Paul Rudd As Ant-Man
Aug19

Paul Rudd As Ant-Man

Paul Rudd is Ant-Man and there’s the first shot of Paul Rudd being Ant-Man. If you’re like me, you probably had no idea they were making an Ant-Man movie. Also if you’re like me, you are totally not surprised because Marvel will make anything into a movie these days. There was something that looked vaguely like Captain America in my mashed potatoes the other day. Next day, there was Marvel on my doorstep with an...

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