This Guy…
Sep04

This Guy…

Yup. This guy. He’s sunbathing himself in the bleachers at Dodgers Stadium during a game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Washington Nationals on Wednesday. Rolls hanging everywhere. Shorts pulled up to the ball sack. Tan lines exposed to get more sun. Two empty Dos Equis tall boys. Check, check, check and check! All he needs is one of those foldable metal jobs that the old timers use to reflect the sun onto their faces. You...

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Is that Doctor Trustworthy?
Sep04

Is that Doctor Trustworthy?

Well, now you can know for sure just how trustworthy these fictional doctors are with this handy chart. Well, actually, they are not all fictional. Dr. Dre, Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz are real people. They might as well be fictional though. Dr. Dre is not an actual doctor and the other two — their medical advice is dubious at best. Dr. Oz is telling people to take miracle drugs half the time and he’s probably getting greased by...

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Yup, They’re Stealing a Cow!
Sep03

Yup, They’re Stealing a Cow!

I don’t even know what to say. Who steals a cow? Cow thieves, that’s who. I would imagine cow thieves typically operate under the cover of darkness, however. Maybe they bring a trailer to put the cow in. Not really sure because I’ve never stolen a cow. These clowns steal cows in the middle of the day and they just jam it in the backseat of their car. All in 60 seconds! Unfortunately for them, and fortunately for us,...

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Here’s a 99-Pack of Beer
Sep03

Here’s a 99-Pack of Beer

Why would you need a 99-pack of beer? Well, other than why the hell not! maybe because you’re singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, but replacing the word bottles with the word cans. Whatever the reason, you CAN HAVE a 99-pack of beer. It’s made by Austin Beerworks and it’s available for a limited time. It’s called Peacemaker Anytime Ale and we doubt anyone will be having any peace when there are 99 beers...

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About Those Leaked Selfies
Sep02

About Those Leaked Selfies

This is from Jim Benton. This is from the New...

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