Unlike the videos we post where some idiot isn’t paying attention and then falls down or runs into something, this one is slightly different. Yes, we have a girl falling through a hole, but she falls through a hole that wasn’t even there until she walks over it.

The hole appears in the sidewalk only as the girl walks over it and like magic, she’s gone.

Apparently, running water under the pavement caused the problem. The girl was predictably terrified and had to be rescued, but it appears everything worked out in the end.

(Via Guyism)

What is a water hole? Well, it’s a big hole filled with water.

In some cases they’re man-made, in other cases not. We’re not necessarily talking about lakes though, as you’ll see.

Take a look below and head over to Ego TV to see more.

We’ve got a lot of questions after watching this, but first, let’s set the scene.

This incident occurred in the city of Santa Fe, where the police have unmanned SUVs set up to monitor speeds and shoot photos of motorists who violate the speed limit. One particular resident didn’t think too much of these SUVs, so he drove up and fired a few rounds into one of them.

While we can relate to his frustration, there are several curious elements to this video.

First, the guy is old and, well, this is the type of behavior you’d expect from someone who’s young and dumb.

Second, what is he wearing? Is that a nightgown? Some kind of rain slicker? Not really sure.

Third, he’s obviously not a bum. He’s driving an Audi SUV, which probably cost around $40,000.

So yeah, we’re a little confused. He had to be drunk, right?

(Via The Big Lead)

What do you get when you combine a dumb redneck, a scissor lift and beer?

Hilarity.

(Via Sports Grid)

Is there a photo that better summarizes the 1980s than this?

Only a couple complaints. First, shouldn’t there be a humongous line of coke on the bar? Second, I really appreciate Ronald Reagan hanging out with Cobra Commander, but shouldn’t The Breakfast Club be in here somewhere?

(Via Ego TV)

Holy sh*t! That’s what I’d be yelling if I were in this car.

Here we’ve got a truck changing lanes. The truck apparently clips a car that was in the same lane and the car ends up sideways on the truck’s front bumper screaming down the highway.

The truck driver doesn’t seem to care about stopping real quickly either. We almost have to wonder if there wasn’t some sort of road rage involved here. Either way, we’re pretty sure whoever was driving this car had to clean out their drawers after taking this little ride.

You may have noticed this dog is f’ing gigantic. Well, not only is he huge — like nightmarishly Cujo huge, but without the shitty disposition — he’s the biggest dog in the world.

His name is Giant George. He resides in Tucson, Arizona. He weighs 230 pounds, stands 7-3 on his hind legs and consumes 180 pounds of food each month.

George belongs to Dave and Christie Nasser. They don’t have children because, let’s face it, George would eat them. Actually, we’re kidding. They actually have one kid that we know of that hasn’t been eaten.

You can see more photos of this beast here.

(Via The Big Lead)

It amazes us the ways people come up with to screw up a perfectly good sport. For example, someone actually said to themselves, “Hey, I love playing basketball and I love riding a unicycle. Why not combine the two!?”

Seems like a great idea, no? Take a sport that requires a high degree of skill and throw a bike with one wheel into the mix. Perfect! Normally, these things have predictable results. This is one of those times.

(Via Guyism)

We never knew this, but Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury apparently had something for Darth Vader. The above photo came from Danish Principle, and it apparently occurred during the band’s 1980 tour. There wasn’t really any other explanation, so we Googled “Freddie Mercury Darth Vader.”

It seems this was a semi-regular occurrence. There are a number of photos of Mercury riding Vader on stage.

It appears he’s also ridden Superman and Santa Claus. Why? Probably because he was Freddie F’ing Mercury!

These guys are really into to whipping donuts — or cheerios, if you prefer — with their car. That is, until the inevitable disaster occurs.

When we were young and stupid, we actually whipped our donuts on gravel roads. No one drove on them and the gravel made whipping around like an idiot much easier. Not these guys. They’re right out on a public road.

Fortunately, they don’t get into an accident with another car. The accident they do get in is much funnier.

(Via Heavy)