January 24, 2012

Mad Men vs. Star Wars ⁰

by Monty • about:blank • Tags: Dann Matthews, Mad Men, Star Wars, Sterling Cooper Vader Price

The video is called Sterling Cooper Vader Price and was made by Dann Matthews. If you didn’t figure it out already, it’s a mashup of Star Wars and Mad Men.

January 21, 2012

Blowjobs For Chicken McNuggets ⁰

by Monty • about:blank • Tags: chicken McNuggets, Khadijah Baseer, McDonalds

Seems like a good deal, huh?

Well, maybe not. A Los Angeles homeless woman — 31-year-old Khadijah Baseer — was arrested for offering patrons at a Burbank McDonald’s blowjobs in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.

“She was offering BJs” for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert.

“… she was opening up doors” and offering her services, says Dilibert. McDonalds managers told police that they’d seen her hanging around before, but never going to such extremes.

Instead of asking for money, which most homeless in Los Angeles do, Baseer reportedly decided to try to make the trade of sexual favors for disgusting fast food. Apparently, the offer wasn’t that appetizing. No one took her up on it.

She was arrested for misdemeanor solicitation and could face six months to a year in county jail, and up to a $1,000 fine. She’s unlikely to do any time because of overcrowding.

And, it seems pretty unlikely she’d be able to pay any fine.

Let’s hope she was at least asking for the 20 piece.

January 19, 2012

Shit White People Say To Asians [Video] ⁰

by Monty • about:blank • Tags: Ralf Wyn, Shit White People Say To Asians

This comes from comedian Ralf Wyn. I think the concept is pretty self explanatory.

You can check Ralf out on Twitter @ralfwyn.

(Via Doobybrain)

January 18, 2012

Every Presentation Ever [Video] ⁰

by Monty • about:blank, about:featured • Tags: Every Presentation Ever, Every Presentation Ever video, PowerPoint, PowerPoint presentations, presentations

I just love this very literal video about PowerPoint presentations. Whether in a class or in a meeting, they suck. They’re boring. You pretty much want to beat your head against the table until they’re over.

Have I ever seen a good PowerPoint presentation? No. Have I ever enjoyed one? No.

They’re pretty much exactly like this.

In fact, this is the only good PowerPoint presentation I’ve ever seen.

(Via OnePlusInfinit y)

January 18, 2012

The Mystery Of The Baby Corvette ⁰

by Monty • about:blank • Tags: baby Corvette, Corvette, mini Corvette

Awww… how cute, huh?

When this popped up, everyone was surmising that the baby corvette behind the regular-sized one was some sort of mini car. They were talking about how cute it was.

Unfortunately, their dreams were shattered when they found out it was merely a trailer designed to look like a baby Corvette. They’re built by American Custom Trailers, which has baby Mustangs, Hummers, etc.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted, huh? And hey, the image is still pretty cool.

(Via Jalopnik)

January 13, 2012

Worst Cosplay Ever ⁰

by Monty • about:blank • Tags: cosplay, Ironman, Ironman cosplay

We’re not much for cosplay.

Hell, if we showed you every picture of a hot chick dressed up like some comic book hero or villain we came across, that’s all we’d do. This, is an exception, though.

It’s an exception because it’s terrible. It has to be the worst cosplay we’ve ever seen.

What do you think this dude was thinking when he left the house? We’d say he did it as a joke, but let’s be honest and think about what sort of element we’re dealing with here.

Yeah.

(Via Blastr)

January 13, 2012